Powderful England

I was recently down with a massive fever & flu and was unable to go to the post office to do my deliveries. I wrote to all my customers apologising for the delay.

So sorry for the delay in posting out your orders, I caught a very bad flu bug.

One girl replied "What your hobby with catching insect got to do with late delivery?"

BAHahAhHHahHHAhahhaHAh!!!

Boobie Protector

Do people actually know what 'padded' means?
Cos i think some people are just plain dumb, to not know something so basic, like this one buyer I had.

buyer: the top has padded bust means what?

me: oh it means that the bust area has a padding in it.

buyer: where bust??

me: the boob area.

buyer: oh, so meaning no need to wear bra also can?

me: i would recommend you to still wear a bra as the padding is not very thick and the neckline is see-through mesh.

buyer: but if i don wear bra still can right?

me: err, can. but i think it's safer to wear a bra.

buyer: okay. so i wear padded bra or without pad?

me: em, any bra also fine cos the bust is already padded.

buyer: the padded bust how thick?

me: it's slightly thinner than your usual bra padding.

buyer: but my bra got thick, medium and thin padding. thinner than which one?

me: *WTFF* most probably it's as thin as your thinnest bra padding.
(are there actually so many different padding thickness for bras??)

buyer: okay. the padding got underwire?

me: nope, no underwire, the padding is sewn in the fabric itself.

buyer: how come? then you say it's like a bra padding? my bra got underwire.

WHAT SORT OF QUESTION IS THIS?

me: yes, the padding is just like the bra's padding, but without the wire.

buyer: aiya, so in the end still need to wear bra. sorry, i think i wont be buying tis cos i want a top where i don need to wear bra. tq.


Ask so many dumb questions and ended up not buying.
What part of padding, wear-with-a-bra, and no-underwire did you not understand in the first place?

I want I want I want!

I've just updated my blog and there's this girl who emailed me right after that.

girl: Hey, is xxx still available?
me: hey, yes of course. pls fill in the order form and send it to us once you've confirmed that you wanna purchase this from us. tq :)
girl: oh okay. i wanna purchase it but i want free postage.
me: oh miss, postage fees can only be exempted if you choose to COD with us. so do you wanna COD or do you want us to post it to u?
girl: no. i want free postage. FREE!
me: i'm sorry, the price is already low, i cant give you free postage. why not cod?
girl: i want FREE postage. FREE!
me: *speechless* *faints*

Dumb & Dumber

I recently purchase 2 items from this seller and boy, is she a moron.

She is gonna post out my items via PosLaju, so I obviously need someone to be at home to collect it for me. I gave her Address A initially but later on, the postage has to be delayed and no one will be in at Address A.

So, I told her to change to Address B, but there is no reply from her. I was so afraid that she didn’t received the mail so I mailed her again. She asked me to re-send the details of Address B. And, I did though I just sent to her like few minutes ago.

I kept reminding her to send to Address B and she said yes she will. Then, when she finally sent the item out, I asked her which address did she sent to? She told me ADDRESS A! I was fuming by then. I mean, c’mon, I kept mailing you just to make sure you send to the right address and yet, you can get it wrong. This proves that you DO NOT BLOODY CARE ABOUT WHAT YOUR CUSTOMER TOLD YOU!

Initially, I was already mad because firstly, when I asked for additional pictures for one of the item, SHE DID NOT PROVIDE IT! Then, on the posting day, she said “I did not send that item out because I just realized there are some scratches! I will refund you the money!” Okay fine, I controlled my temper and didn’t make a fuss. When I asked for tracking number, she kept asking me to wait and check it out on her blog. I mean WTH?! It is just tracking number why can’t you provide me in the mail? I was still very patient at that time, and only started to BLAST her when she sent to the wrong add.

I personally felt that this seller is NOT keen on her business and doesn’t bother about her customers’ requests. Honestly, I will never ever buy stuffs from her ever again. She marks up her prices crazily high when you can get the exact same piece cheaper by RM10 - RM20.

My advise to all: DON’T BUY STUFFS FROM THIS BLOGSHOP!!

P/S: I still have yet to check if she has already banked in my money.

P/P/S: I hope my parcel won't go missing! :(

Drama Queen ~ Shiokness

I was at a bazaar when I met the craziest person I've ever known.

Her eyes were bloodshot, her make-up was smeared, and she looked like she could use an ice cream.

I tried not to stare and minded my own business when she suddenly came and stood in front of my stall.
Of all the many stalls, why mine?
I was about to find out why.

Crazy Chick: OMG you look just like her..*sob* cheating.. ass *sob*..

Me: Are you okay? (i gave my most sympathetic face)

Crazy Chick: Noo.. *sob* ..*muttering*

Seeing how she was crying so much that she could barely talk, I went out of my booth and patted her shoulder.
Next thing I know, this crazy chick slapped my hand away and started throwing a fit.

She started trashing about, knocking my mannequin down, knocked my signboard down as well and then attempted to sweep off all the jewellery I displayed on the table.

Me: Hey! WTH! What are you doing, STOP IT!!

Crazy Chick: *screaming* Liars and cheaters! *sob* You both.. *bla bla ba*

Me: ???.. Please just get away fro my booth.

Crazy Chick: How could.. you...*sob*..he... *bla bla bla*

Thank goodness my partner got back from her break just then.

Partner: OMG, what the hell happened?

Me: *points at crazy chick* She thinks I cheated with her boyfriend I think. Then she threw a fit and trashed the booth.

Partner: *goes to crazy chick* Hey! I don't know what your problem is but you need to take it elsewhere. You wanna cry, go home and cry. And don't accuse my friend of cheating cos she's not.

Crazy Chick: WTF you think Im just going to let her off the hook like that? All you mother$%#&^^ ***** have no $@%*&% idea what you just did to my life. **** you *****!

Partner: We don't even know who the hell your boyfriend is, let alone who the hell you are. You're crazy and you need help.

Crazy Chick: Who the **** are you calling crazy you stupid %#@$@!*&%#!! She did this to me and I swear I will $#@#(&%....


And just before she could finish her last vulgar sentence, my partner gave her a big SLAP across the face.
It was so loud, it sounded like a nuclear explosion.

Partner: If you don't want another red mark on your face, you better go now. You have caused enough trouble for us, and I swear I'm gonna hit you harder this time.

And with that, crazy chick grabbed her bag and ran off.


What a crazy drama queen! Thank goodness my partner is some badass chick with a sword for a tongue, otherwise I would've just stood there and freaked out.
Craziest bazaar experience ever.

Pants on fire

I ordered this item from this blogshop, the fella say will give me free postage via registered post. So okay loo, banked in, and she say she will post the next day.

BUT after 3 weeks (usually registered post take 1-2 weeks MAX), i still havent gotten my item, i ask the seller for the tracking number, she said she don't have it with her and already posted out 3 WEEKS AGO.

A few days later, i got my items, VIA POS LAJU instead. (good laa, cause i don't need to pay) and the date of posting was even stated there, which was 2 days ago. -____-"

Sellers please don't lie laa! I thought that the parcel went missing and went crazy okay!

Ultimate Noob

I had this customer who complained that I have too little things for sale in my blog and with the limited amount of choices, she wasnt keen on shopping in my blog. I was thinking to myself "huh? too little? I have like over 20 items listed"

Turns out, she didnt know what the OLDER POST tab at the bottom was for and was constantly just looking at page 1 with 7 items.

Kesian...

Package deal

Saw a blogshop posted several items using the Taiwan/Korea/Japan Catalog pictures.

The problem is, the model wears a skirt, a top@tank, a cardi, a scarf and socks and holds a handbag.

The description says:
Cotton/chiffon,
Free Size,
Colour available; Blue, Red, Black.
Price RM xxx.

Tell me, what are you selling??? The whole package??

I'm your clone?

I've enquired about a dress from a seller before. Asked her for the measurements and all since it wasn't stated on her blog.

Her reply?

'It reaches my knee and I'm a 32D cup. I can fit, I'm sure you can :)'

Never once mentioned what size she is or how tall at least. Didn't know we were all made the same.

Blogshop 1.01

There are a few things certain people or buyers, to be exact, need to know.

1. Next time when you do COD, please do come ON TIME. Few minutes early or late doesnt matter but please lah dont make me wait 30 minutes for you. I dont have all day to wait for you to come & collect your stuff OK ! POSLAJU is meant to be used for a reason.

2. Please read the rules on the blog. It is NOT for decoration purposes OK ?

3. Don't ask me to buy you stuff when I am going to a bazaar ? Im not your friend ! *Yes, this happened to me. Buyer wanted me to buy a gold sequined jacket o.O

4. A nice hello would be nice when ordering. I feel like I'm dealing with a robot.

5. Dont gives us sellers false hopes when you are saying you're gonna pay. A week goes by & still no reply. People like you make us go bankrupt. Its like waiting for money to fall from the sky.

Customers is always right. But what if the customer turns out to be like 'Bikini girl' or the psychotic 'Asking for Trouble' girl post ?

Note to aspiring blogshop owners out there, you need to be spiritually & emotionally strong to handle a blogshop. Or else you'll receive some weird eyeballs in your mailbox.

So now, just slap me why dont you ?

Boo!

I sold this white top to a customer, via poslaju as she was from Sabah.
When she received it, she complained that there were some stains on the top.

I hadn't noticed stains on the top, but I didn't want to make a fuss out of it so I just offered to refund her money once she has sent the item back to me.

1 week passed.
2 weeks passed.

Then the mail arrived.
The return address states: SABAH XXXXX (postcode)
It wasn't her full address but it has her postcode written so since there could be no one else, it had to be her.

I opened the box, and voila, no top.
But there were some bones and a pair of eyeballs, and dead leaves.

WTF.

It freaked me out at first, but then everything turned out to be fake: rubber eyeballs and realistic PVC human bones.
The dead leaves are real & really dead though.
But still, what is the MEANING of this?

Me: Hello, I don't understand why did you send me some fake Halloween props instead of just the top? I did say I was going to refund you.

Buyer: (translated from BM) The top was dirty, I know you marked it with a curse. (Jampi)

Me: *infuriated* Why would I want to curse you? You're my customer, I don't even know you. So I'm guessing you don't want a refund?

Buyer: I burnt the cursed item. You will pay me back.

Me: Your burnt the top and now you expect me to refund you? No way, it's your own doing. I offered to refund you and now I can't and I won't.

Buyer: You better pay me back, I spent all that money on the cursed item and the items I sent you.

Me: *super duper pissed* Excuse me! I did not curse you for one, and I did not ask you to spend your money on Halloween props okay! I especially did not ask you to burn the stained top. You're crazy.

Buyer: Then I want those items back.

Me: I'm not paying postage to send it back to you. I'm burning everything.

Buyer: Okay it was a joke. Main-main saje. Please send it back.

Me: *delete* *block*


All her replies were in a very hard-to-understand BM which took me a few times to read over before I get her meaning.
I still dont UNDERSTAND what was the MEANING behind it all.
If it's a joke, it's a very lame one.
And really stupid because at the end of the day, it's her loss, she spent more money then she should on unnecessary shit.
I threw all her Halloween props away by the way.

Possibly stuck to a snail

Okay,  when I say I want poslaju,  what I meant was,  I WANT POSLAJU.  Is that so hard to understand?

Seller and I agreed on the price inclusive of poslaju,  so okay, I banked into her account.  A few days later I havent received my package so I asked the seller about it,  and she said "Hi! I checked with my office boy and he said he send via registered mail (which is a mistake. It should have been post express) Anyhoo the tracking number is the same in my previous msg."

Excuse me?  Did we not expressly agreed on poslaju?  Also,  the number she gave me was not on ANY post system.

It's been a week since I paid up,  If one more week passes without me getting my parcel OR a refund,  I am going to open a dispute thread against her (since she is a Lowyat seller)

That's all...

I sell custom made jewelries. Understandably, people do have a million questions and 10 out of 10 who ask those questions will end up buying something.

One bazaar outing, this girl with 3 other friends came to my stall and started enquiring everything from size, price, shape, color, length etc... Everytime they kinda patch up a bracelet or necklace they squeal in delight "OMG so sweet!" "Thats so cool babe" "Its so you!!" "Cheap la babe!!"

I'll explain how long it takes to make them and they can walk around then come back to get them. They all looked so attentive. All the squealing went on for a good half hour and they just went

"Ok then, BYE!" and they just left... KNS

Facebooked II

There's this vintage website that added me as their FB friend quite sometime ago. I approved them wanting to check out their vintage collection since im a big vintage fan.

OK fine then one day, while commenting with my friends on my wall, out of nowhere they added their adverts to my comments and also posted on my status & my wall.

I mean, you can post on my wall lah, but not to the extent of posting it on my comments !! WTH so desperate isit.

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Dont Panic

Dont you love it when we have yet to check out mail. Because we might be bathing, sleeping, working, studying, clipping our nails.

And when we open our mails some paranoid buyer had emailed us every 10 minutes. Telling us that she had banked in the money/asked us when we are to send it out/ ask us why no reply/ tell us she is going to report it to a reviewer/ tell us that she is going to give our acc numbers to the police..

and MIND YOU! this happens in less than 12 hours.
Not even half a day and they jump to the conclusion that we're out to scam them because we havent checked our mail and replied.