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Boo!

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I sold this white top to a customer, via poslaju as she was from Sabah.
When she received it, she complained that there were some stains on the top.

I hadn't noticed stains on the top, but I didn't want to make a fuss out of it so I just offered to refund her money once she has sent the item back to me.

1 week passed.
2 weeks passed.

Then the mail arrived.
The return address states: SABAH XXXXX (postcode)
It wasn't her full address but it has her postcode written so since there could be no one else, it had to be her.

I opened the box, and voila, no top.
But there were some bones and a pair of eyeballs, and dead leaves.

WTF.

It freaked me out at first, but then everything turned out to be fake: rubber eyeballs and realistic PVC human bones.
The dead leaves are real & really dead though.
But still, what is the MEANING of this?

Me: Hello, I don't understand why did you send me some fake Halloween props instead of just the top? I did say I was going to refund you.

Buyer: (translated from BM) The top was dirty, I know you marked it with a curse. (Jampi)

Me: *infuriated* Why would I want to curse you? You're my customer, I don't even know you. So I'm guessing you don't want a refund?

Buyer: I burnt the cursed item. You will pay me back.

Me: Your burnt the top and now you expect me to refund you? No way, it's your own doing. I offered to refund you and now I can't and I won't.

Buyer: You better pay me back, I spent all that money on the cursed item and the items I sent you.

Me: *super duper pissed* Excuse me! I did not curse you for one, and I did not ask you to spend your money on Halloween props okay! I especially did not ask you to burn the stained top. You're crazy.

Buyer: Then I want those items back.

Me: I'm not paying postage to send it back to you. I'm burning everything.

Buyer: Okay it was a joke. Main-main saje. Please send it back.

Me: *delete* *block*


All her replies were in a very hard-to-understand BM which took me a few times to read over before I get her meaning.
I still dont UNDERSTAND what was the MEANING behind it all.
If it's a joke, it's a very lame one.
And really stupid because at the end of the day, it's her loss, she spent more money then she should on unnecessary shit.
I threw all her Halloween props away by the way.

18 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 1, 2010 at 10:35 PM

    OMG what a freako! O__o

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  2. queenyMarch 1, 2010 at 10:58 PM

    okay... it creeps me out.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 1, 2010 at 11:08 PM

    i'd bring in the cops. if someone takes the effort to send you freaky shit, i don't think it's main main saje, definitely crossed the line.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 1, 2010 at 11:13 PM

    OMG this is sooo scary! to this author can u pls mail me her email add, scared i might bump into her as im a seller too!

    leeyana123@yahoo.com

    thanx!

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  5. AnonymousMarch 1, 2010 at 11:36 PM

    wow... that's freaky!

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  6. AnonymousMarch 1, 2010 at 11:56 PM

    that's so freaky omg!!!!!

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  7. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 12:12 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed at this for 1 whole minute , i swear.

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  8. Slap Me Why Dont YouMarch 2, 2010 at 12:18 AM

    On a serious note... can we actually go to a police station with a package of plastic bones, eyeballs and dead leaves & file under UGUT?

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  9. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 12:53 AM

    owh yes, please mail me too as i own a blogshop as well; yinping608@hotmail.com
    thanks :))

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  10. boohooMarch 2, 2010 at 2:02 AM

    Hey girls, this is the author of 'Boo'.
    One more thing I like to add was that I didnt realize her email has a triple three (333) in it. In any case, her email doesnt work anymore but I just found out that she might have multiple accounts, with the numbers 333 too, cos a blogshop friend of mine (who was there while I replied her) told me she has a weird customer who enquires a lot but never buys anything. The way she types is somewhat very similar to the emails I get, and she was the one who pointed out the 333 thing.

    Coincidence? I think not.

    Let's just all be wary because there seem to be a lot of psychopaths on the loose. Like the 'Paris Hilton is that you?' post, that was another blogshop friend of mine. Creeepy.

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  11. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 6:37 AM

    oh dear... O.o

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  12. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 7:38 AM

    Oh wow! There are so many weirdos out there! But they do make up for a good story. Too funny!

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  13. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    Just goes to show that you have weirdoes in all corners of the world. I wonder how free and rich these people are to be able to do stuff like that!

    Nuts!

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  14. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    Apparently they have all the time and money in the world. Lucky ducks.

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  15. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 1:44 PM

    ooooooh migoodness, that's so scary.

    but i think, to SMWDY's comment, that it would be possible to report it because clearly to the reasonable man this constitutes a threat of some sort.
    i doubt it's worth the seller's time and money tho, unless the psycho buyer starts other forms of threats like badmouthing the blogshop or what la.

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  16. AnonymousMarch 5, 2010 at 8:21 PM

    what the hell? i never even knew people like these existed. O_O i'm from Sabah and I'm the one feeling embarrassed. that girl is damn craazy.

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  17. AnonymousMarch 9, 2010 at 10:26 PM

    OMFG....... I am from Sabah but this is really creepy... I hope you won't think all Sabahan are like that T_T

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  18. AnonymousMarch 21, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    i'm sabahan toO but this girl(the buyer) is an idiot freek! it's totally not a joke.come on..if it's just a minor stain, juz wash it off la..haiya..

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