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I got an enquiry from a customer. the email goes:

Buyer: Abc Top cheapest how much?
Me: RM1
Buyer: Serious?
Me: No.
*never heard from her since*

I wanted to laugh my ass off HAAHAHAHA!!!!!

But ofcors, i googled her email before i replied the "RM1". (i'm not a rude seller).

I found her as a blacklisted buyer in the other blog (if you which blog dishes out blacklisted buyers). And what made me google her first before replying, because it's just really rude. No "Hello", no "please", no "Thank you".

If she structured her sentence with some manners, ie - "Hello, i really like Abc top, can i ask if you're able to give me a better price? Thank you very much!"

I would have really considered in giving her a discount.

26 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    On the *other site*, is she the one who got the highest vote? I've heard really bad stories about her.

    I'm with you on the manners thing. Are you a monyet or a civilized person? I know it's not a big deal to some people, but when people don't say hi, please or thank you, I get really annoyed.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    "other site"?? what's that? can email me? :p

    penny_greentea@yahoo.com

    thanks!

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  3. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    yayaaa........wat other site?!!?? :p mail me :
    Phyllis2110@hotmail.com thanks babe!

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  4. BulmaJuly 2, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    Plz email me the "other site" dear. Thanks! =)

    qilah_06@yahoo.com

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  5. NJuly 2, 2010 at 1:27 PM

    mail me for the 'other site' too.
    plus,i keep on seeing ppl mentioning NOS. what is that? can anyone tell me?

    urena_ha@hotmail.com

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  6. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 1:27 PM

    screw customers who ask for discount.

    i have had customers who buy RM6 accessories from me.. and wanting discounts. wtf is that man?!

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  7. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    You guys! The *other site* is NOS :). I'm not sure if we're allowed to put the name of the blog here since everything has to be anonymous. What say you, Ferocious Me?

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  8. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    yeah where's the NOS?

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  9. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    NOS is: how do I put it, a rival site? of smwdy
    and also publishes bad experiences of online shopping, I'm not pretty sure whether I can post their name here though :)

    hint: they hoot at night

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  10. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    Malam Burung Hantu Cakap.

    Translate that into English and you've got the blog's name! ;)

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  11. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    Lol, this is so funny. Erm since the hints above are so obvious and SMWDY has approved them, I'll go one more step further.

    Night Owl Says.

    Let's see if this gets published aight ;p

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  12. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 7:17 PM

    Malam Burung Hantu Cakap = Night Bird Ghost Says.

    LOL, just a funny thought. xD

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  13. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 7:22 PM

    why slap seller la? u all must be those cheapskate that BARGAINS ALL THE TIME! hahahahha!

    seriusly, majority of the blogshops earns VERY minimal margin. (not including those with jackass high price la) ... but if you're a frequent online shopper, you shud have a gauge on how much the items are.

    and really, there are ridiculous customers who will try to slash till it can hardly cover cost. wei... pasar malam ker? even pasar malam also dont sell so cheap.

    KUDOS to author! i damn love your "RM1", "...serius?" ..."NO" ...

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    straight at her face! padan muka!!!!

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  14. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 7:24 PM

    Apart from NOS blacklist on customers as well as blogshops, SMDY still win hands down.

    i only go there to check blacklist, and that's about it.

    their stories are BORING.

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  15. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    NOS should thank SMWDY for their traffic. Once again. xD

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  16. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    SMWDY is hella cool~! :D

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  17. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 8:18 PM

    If she is the top in NOS list, you had done the right thing!

    How about this reply: "It is FREE!! Just give me your address."

    Haha...

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  18. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    erm.. stories are boring. layout sucks. low traffic. which means low bitchings. no fun.

    i still prefer SMWDY. *raises up both hands and legs!*

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  19. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 9:47 PM

    girls...please tell me what is NOS???
    give the url pls.....

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  20. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 10:22 PM

    hmm really?
    but recently the traffic there is higher than here..
    I'm a huge fan of SMWDY though but out of boredom I go to their site too
    and to be honest, I enjoy both sites! keep's us entertained xD

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  21. Night Owl SaysJuly 3, 2010 at 1:23 PM

    Hi SMWDY and all readers, NOS here.

    Would like to say thanks to SMWDY, not sure if is right to say this, but somehow you have break your house rules to publish our name here for reader's interest.

    For this, we thank you for the consideration. To both SMWDY and readers here, thanks. :)

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  22. AnonymousJuly 3, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    their story ok la, not that bad la since some info is good for readers to know oso, give them some credit. I like both too!

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  23. AnonymousJuly 3, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    malam burong huntu cakap haha!
    in English when you google is - night + something (one word) + says

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  24. AnonymousJuly 4, 2010 at 1:05 AM

    kudos! NOS is in here finally! great la! now we can bitch & hide if we want at SMWDY and expose names whenever we need at NOS! kudos to both sites, benefit to us! hahahaha!!! XD

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  25. AnonymousJuly 4, 2010 at 2:54 AM

    jahat la kamu semua!!


    both site are created to bring more fun. it's not that easy to handle a blog *seller says.haha

    Peace! :P

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  26. AnonymousJuly 7, 2010 at 8:26 PM

    TO "ANON JULY 2, 2010 7:22 PM" IZIT WRONG TO NEGO A BIT...???? U R SOOOOOOOO RICH IZZIT?????? WTF

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