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Just for laughs. Seen in an online site selling designer bags in Singapore –

“Chanel lambskin vintage correction in medium(10")WGH-price reduced S$1990 firmed! “

Hmmm, 'correction'? Blur, what does she mean by 'correction'? read on, copied exact word for word -

“Hi I am selling my 100% Authentic Chanel flap lambskin vintage correction medium size with gold hardware, only comes with dust bag. Sorry i misplaced all the card and i really do not know where i keep it since i sifted to new place and due to i have too many bags that is y a bit messy but i guarantee 100% authentic. This is 1 of my own correction and…..”

Ok I get it now….Seller actually meant ‘Collection’..lol

7 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 30, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    hhehe. i alwiz thot singaporean speak really good english. man, im wrong

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  2. AnonymousJuly 30, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    She recently "sifted" kah?

    ROFL

    Well, at least she didn't type Channel instead ROFLMAO

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  3. AnonymousJuly 31, 2010 at 12:24 AM

    this is singlish by kiasu ppl..

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  4. AnonymousJuly 31, 2010 at 2:47 AM

    sifted house so want to sell correction...

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  5. BulmaAugust 2, 2010 at 9:56 AM

    Haha you should listen to Miss Singapore 2009 speaking in English =P

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  6. AnonymousAugust 2, 2010 at 8:20 PM

    yeah ive heard the joke bout miss singapore.. haha.. didnt think that it is actually portraying them before i read this post

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  7. AnonymousAugust 5, 2010 at 2:29 PM

    Hahahaha! Singaporeans *shakes head*
    Miss Singapore 2009 was a JOKE. You can YouTube her and see how she likes the color 'red' cos it's like so boom, boom.
    And how she likes to wear a bikini and jeans and 'strut' down Orchard road. LMFAO!

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