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Hoe Alert??

My bf from UK ordered two pair of shoes, from this active blog. He made the payment through me, I live in KL. I understand it is pre-order and thus will take approximately 3 weeks, as the blog owner stated. despite that I would keep regular checks on her, in the begining she would answer her phone or reply like her ass is on fire, once payment made, she started showing her true colours.

I placed the order on 11th April 2010, its exactly a month today. I didn't receive my shoes or my money.On 7th may she sent me a text message saying, will be posting the shoes tomorrow this is ur tracking number refund included. Basically she jus got 1 of the two pair i ordered. I didn't complain.

A day later I check the tracking number, it doesnt not exists.Furious, I call her only to the voice mail. Frustated i wrote her a long corny email, asked her to shut her stoopid business and jump off a bridge, haha =P

Her reply to the email, hey excuse me i have already posted your parcel, here is the tracking number. LOL it doesn't exist, i took a print screen of it and emailed her. And again shez MIA.

If i get hold of her, ima just strangle that biatch. Suggestions pls, hw cn i get my money back? Its more RM 100 +

ps: she has my bf added on her msn but she doesn't approve my invitation, fishy fishy, hoe alert!

53 comments:

  1. U have her full name and account number yes? Then lodge a police report.

    As for man-eater symptom.. yes, HOE ALERT!! Take a plane to UK and watch over ur bf! Make sure he didn't add any suspicious female characters in facebook, myspace, hi5, friendster, multiply, twitter, etc etc.

    LOL

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  2. jeez, some, not all, some sellers do get very annoying once we have made our payment. such 'mata duitan' or what?? when we ask n said wanna buy, ohh reali fast reply with smileys here n there. then we paid, no response at all. what the??

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  3. ummm my dear? my t-shirts (5 of them, rm93) from a blogshop took 3 days to arrive and the tracking code doesn't exist for two days. I was worried sick like you (but you are more insane lah) but I didn't send e-mail to the shop to ask ppl to jump off bridge la close business la.

    you sound like a very difficult person to deal with loh. and extremely arrogant too. i wish your items won't come and the seller won't refund you because you sound more like a bitch than she does. Psycho.

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  4. Ahh, Pos Laju. Maybe she posted after the cut-off time so the item's tracking number may take an extra day to appear on Pos Laju's website. Once it took THREE days to show up online after I'd posted an item. So try checking again. Get her to scan the receipt for you. If takde then...

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  5. well, i am not a local. thus i dnt want to get involved with the police here.

    If as you say that it will take time, fine agreed. isn't it her responsibility to inform me, answer my phone and sincerely serve her customer.

    My boyfriend is not the one im suspecting, LOL. she has him added because he is the one who placed the order, it was meant to be a surprise for me.

    Hey, thank you fo the compliment (:
    seems like you are the blog owner im talking about. since u wish i dnt get my money back. cheap much? LOL
    N nehw i thght this is a plc for the bitches? I seem like a difficult person to deal with? haha ur funny, u crack me up slut (:

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  6. The author of this post sounds really bitchy. Watch your language girl. So young already so vulgar. I hope you don't go around calling people bitches and sluts :/

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  7. yeah agreed with anonymous may 11, 2010 7:27 pm. watch your language girl. so arrogant and bitchy

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  8. If she(the seller) is gonna entertain everyone that is like you, she will have no life. Seriously.

    You really prove a point with your replies.
    1) You are a difficult person to deal with.
    2) You are very vulgar and arrogant.

    Have some patience. Duh. Its online shopping.

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  9. wel to my defense when people go around callin me psycho and a bitch. I aint like you, to sit there n cry over it (:

    i onli called her a slut since she called me a bitch, tit for tat? simple as that (:

    lmao u noe wts funny, u jus used the word bitchy urslf, LOL. I am jus standin up for maslf, wt makes u thnk m gna be taking ur crap? (: pity u if u cnt stand up for urslf.

    I treat ppl hw they treat me, shw me respect, u wil gt respect back.

    nw y dnt u go cry over somewhere else?
    xx

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  10. well, sometimes post office posted the tracking no after 2-3 days u know?
    it seems that only after 1 day she posted your item n you found out the tracking no. is not exist. why dont u wait for 3-4 days before u blaming her?
    and when you call and its direct to a voice mail, u start bitching her in the email. common la, who doesnt get mad if suddenly being attack like that? what if her hp runout of batt?
    if u cant be patience, DONT PURCHASE PRE-ORDER.
    pre-orders takes a lot of patient!
    seller already stated it takes about 3 weeks and now its already 1 month. HELLO, its only 1 week late and you already "gigi gaga" like a whore needed an attention. Be patient puhles???

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  11. first of all the english u ppl use is jst helarious to the level that it made my morning, n yeh seriously u ppl need to get a life, big tym,try n yapping ur way through the comment belive u me one fyn day when i get hold of u face to face imma make sure u's lot shove ur crooked english up ur malay bum crack....haha n then keep sayin la as many tymes u pl wud want to haha!

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  12. like a whore needed attention, lmao, u guys r the one giving me the attention. stop then y dnt u?

    its nt about tht, its about her shitty service, u dumb-wits! hw she dsnt asnwer her phn, reply to msg etc etc sending refund wivout stating y.
    u get the picture? no? too bad (:

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  13. n tht was my gal it was her man u bum licks!

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  14. damn loser la anonymous may 11, 2010 8:45 pm.

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  15. anonymous 8:46pm is the author. i think 8:52 and 8:53 is also her. wtf is wrong wey?

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  16. Anonymous, May 11, 2010 8:46 PM, apparently, your English is way 'better' than ours!

    To the author,
    maybe, you're the skank?

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  17. omg, is it me? or the author sounds a little high on crack? =.=" reading her replies her makes me dizzy.

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  18. haha perhaps cuz ur arse is too far up ur arse? (:

    guess wat dumb-wits, be my guest rant on, its rather entertaining. But unlike you ppl, i got sth better to do, so im off adios!

    myb after a month wen i come back, u guys will still be ranting on abt hw bitchy im, LOL get used to it. In the mean while do sth productive n graze some goats?

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  19. head**is too far up ur arse (:

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  20. buang masa layan karenah si bodoh no.1 ni. nasib dia la kalau dia tak paham bahasa (kan dia kata bukan local). boleh blah la.

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  21. "helarious"?? lol! rather than getting annoyed with her so-called high-level english, i find myself laughing the air out of my lungs just reading that word. what a loser the author is! ah well, keep on walking with that big head full of empty air of yours and i hope one day it'll burst real loud. sucker!

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  22. agreed with anony 9.51pm(11 May)
    dia ckp dia x paham kan..
    lagi mau ckp pasal malay sumer..!!
    Bapak dia ajar!!
    datang negara org berlagak mcm negara sendiri!
    tangkap jer dia ni campak dlm ISA!
    Poyo nak mampus!
    gi berambus la wey!!!
    Malaysia x kegawatan pun kau blah la!
    Ni mesti dtg nak study tapi x sedar diri!

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  23. i hope her bf dumps her for a bitch she is.

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  24. OH so she meant hilarious. NOW i know. Sorry im too dumb to understand author's language.

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  25. huhu..yeah, these days some issues posted r becoming pettier n pettier n the author wud be sick mad bcos of little2 things..

    aiyo, those were the days...

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  26. Readers, chill! Let us not drag ourselves down to author's 'level'. She's providing us with some entertainment.

    Janganlah kita hilang budi bahasa serta naik marah disebabkan oleh orang yang tak munasabah dan hidung tinggi. Langsung tiday berbaloi. Kita orang Malaysia yang berhemah kan? :)

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  27. dear malaysian,

    saya setuju dengan pendapat anda ;)

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  28. Well, usually I would not support detaining ppl under the ISA for petty reasons. But for the bitchy, vulgar, arrogant, and english-challenged author of this post, I agree with Marlboro Light..lol. She should be detained! 2 years with no parole!

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  29. haha, ur funny, malaysian! ;p

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  30. what kind of english is the author using? british accent in writing form??? XD stupid bitch.

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  31. Sungguh bertuah lelaki yang memiliki hati wanita berhemah seperti ini...

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  32. Well, as the title of the post suggests..Hoe alert? Clearly, we now know who the hoe is (wink). Some budak belum cukup umur and pendatang asing, tak malu betul. Such trash spouting from her lips, unbelievable. Spoilt brat, go back to your own country, you are not wanted here. shoo shoo!

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  33. salam satu Malaysia :) for malaysians je la. For 'not a local', gth. :)

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  34. Susah payah pergi belajar sampai ke UK, beli gak kasut dari blogshop Malaysia. Apa kat UK dah habis kedai?

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  35. rupa-rupa bahasa kebangsaan pun masih berguna selepas sekolah menengah. nasib baik saya masih boleh bertutur dalam bahasa melayu. *faints*

    actually i was on the buyer's side until i saw her horrible comments, can't even spell and wanna talk about english. ffs learn proper spelling first, it hurts my eye. "geez"

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  36. hahahaha dia tak boleh nak cakap apa lagi sbb semua cakap bahasa melayu. padan muka. nak berlagak sangat. tau la kat negara orang, pandai2 lah bawa perangai tu.
    rasa2 dia ni macam geng2 awang hitam tu kot. si minah hitam. sebab orang mcm diaorg ni kasar giler, blagak nak mampus n tak sedar diri. rasa diri cam best la tu sebab laki dia dari UK. ptuiii. boleh blahh lah.

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  37. let's stop comment anymore..the more you comment, the more the b*tch is entertained..

    the title really sums it all..it's a damn f*cking hoe alert!

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  38. Kalau pandai & kaya sangat, apasal mau beli kasut online? Pi-lah KLCC beli. Cis memalukan saja, lagi bising kat sini dengan Bahasa Inggeris yg tak bukan- bukan..penampak besar untuk perempuan murahan ini.

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  39. agree with most of the comments. i think the author needs to get off her high horse!

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  40. author sounds like someone from the alice smith school LOL

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  41. author senyap pun. padan muka.. sebab tak faham bahasa malaysia kita.. kurang ajar, minah hitam ni patut tendang buntut dia je kluar malaysia. we dont need people like you. faham?

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  42. Kawan-kawan Penampar sekalian, janganlah kita sama seperti penulis dan membuat kenyataan-kenyataan berunsur perkauman. Kita tidak pasti pun penulis berasal dari mana. Apa yang jelas, penulis memang perempuan cangkul.

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  43. Dear author/punk'd a''hole!!
    I will pray for your passport/document/ID Or Student ID/ATM card/Credit card/your "I'm-a-Real-Shit" card to get stolen by some brainless cold hearted rider.So you have to stuck here and get scr***d.

    You called us bitch..Let me show you one!!

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  44. Anony 8.35pm..
    dia yg start dulu tetiba masuk malay aper cerita.
    dia ingat dia org luar bagus sgt ker?

    "I treat ppl hw they treat me, shw me respect, u wil gt respect back."

    show her respect pungkoq dia!!dtg negara org respect la sikit.

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  45. Goodness!I agree!So rich what for wanna buy pre-orders!and seriously,don't put us Malaysians down,have some damn respect!or just go back to where u came from la wei!

    The problem is she thinks she's too good,insulting everyone.come on la!get a damn life!

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  46. okay, kelakar gile statement ni

    "Kawan-kawan Penampar sekalian.."
    (anon May 12, 2010 8:35 PM)

    LOL..you guys rawks!!! and SMWDY double rawks!!!!
    i'm lovin SMWDY more and more these days..

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  47. i find THIS funny : 'Perempuan Cangkul" BAHAHAHA! XD XD

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  48. friday as it is is already a nice day, but the statement "Perempuan Cangkul" really makes my day.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
    (sakit perut gelak sorang2) XXD

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  49. perempuan cangkul tak faham bahasa melayu. muahahahhahahhahhaha

    fishy fishy, hoe alert!

    "ikan-ikan, amaran cangkul!!"

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  50. i lap Manglish said...

    perempuan cangkul tak faham bahasa melayu. muahahahhahahhahhaha

    fishy fishy, hoe alert!

    "ikan-ikan, amaran cangkul!!"

    -ahahahhahaha. this makes my day!

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  51. this author really is something. she thinks her english so high class, but she talks like some ghetto nigga ass. hahahaha and her spelling are like totally WTH.

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  52. straight to the point, you guys are being bitches.
    simple principle ere:
    if one loves the stuff, one buys the stuff.
    don't condemn the seller, some people earn their living through these blogs.

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  53. Wow..this author is really some one of a kind pyschopath..makes me wonder how she got herself a boyfriend, or friend for that matter. U know what? U should be the one to jump off a bridge. And you're a f kin racist. Thank god you're not a local, shame on you!

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