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MAN!!!

This is an online purchase gone wrong none the less ok?

My nephew & I decided to go watch Iron Man 2 tomorrow afternoon after his tuition so ok la, I go book tickets online. *This is the curse of speed reading I tell you*

I now am the stupid owner of 2 tickets to Ip Man 2 tomorrow...

27 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH cant believe u speed reading and also speed clicking wrongly! hahahaha

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  2. book only don't have to attend right? book for iron man again , lol

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  3. Correction : Booked & paid

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  4. Lol. Ip man 2 is nice too. =D

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  5. I actually enjoyed Ip Man 2..lol..was abit reluctant to watch it cos I wanted to watch Iron Man 2 but my bf wanted to watch it. It's not that bad..hahaa..you'll enjoy the movie. (or at least the first half of it)

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  6. IP MAN IS AWESOME LAR. DONNIE YEN <3

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  7. ip man 2 is way better than iron man 2. watched both and preferred ip man 2. :)

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  8. You won't regret that aciidental 2 ipman2 tickets man I tell you. It's awesome :)

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  9. Hey, what's wrong with Ip Man 2? :)

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  10. ok, i'll give it a go. but here's the thing, we dont even speak chinese. They better have good subtitles.
    now i have to go google donnie yuen.

    ....sigh

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  11. i'm malay and i looove ip man! yes, obviously lah they'll have subtitles. even english movies also got what.

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  12. ??
    No one is forcing u to google Donnie Yen and in fact everybody is really nice and supporting u to watch Ip Man 2, telling u its a good movie and such and suddenly u 'sigh, have to google donnie yen now' like its such a hassle. U dont have to if u dont want to. As it is, its ur fault u booked the wrong movie by speed reading so please appreciate that people are trying to make u feel better here.

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  13. wtf author! i pitied u 1st but whats with the sighing?! no1 asked u to google him! dont google if u dont want to. quit sighing!

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  14. Cactus growing in your hole? @ Anon May 5, 2010 12:56 AM

    There are obviously serious idiots out there who's had a bad day and dont know how to interpret other ppl's writing. Go attack a kitchen sink or a broom stick la.

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  15. Hahahahaha!!! I rest my case.
    Do you even know what i'm sighing at? Dont be so quick to jump on other ppl's saying with your own conclusion which are obviously based on your narrow mindedness. Like the world needs more trouble makers.

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  16. speak for yourself author.

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  17. OK here's where I step in.
    This is a seriously funny post! Why do you all have to mess it up?

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  18. science teacherMay 5, 2010 at 2:18 AM

    Author, just go n watch it.. u wont regret it..
    i <3 ip man... when i first watch ip man 1 (because all of the other movies around that hour had been sold out/ do not have suitable seat for me n my friend), i call it IP man (lelaki ip) (i don't even look at the poster), the ticket seller just smile at me and said, ok IP man, two tickets, couple seat.. because by that time there's also another movie, yes man (jim carey), i though IP man mean investigation.. bla3... then, when we get in to watch it, we get out back, we though we are at the wrong box (so few people watch it).. by that time i just realize that ip man is actually a name... i <3 watching it..
    then, last saturday i went to mid valley, wanna watch ip man 2.. all of the ticket had been sold out.. shock.. will go again this thursday after my final exam.. chemistry teacher wannabee...

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  19. ahahahahaha dear author, obviously some people are lacking of humour nowadays.. im referring to the comments ;p.. btw have fun with Ip Man 2.. not bad though..

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  20. author sigh a bit also wanna get annoyed...haiyoo.. some ppl r just so disgusting...

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  21. capital WTH to those who bising2 at the author :/

    anyway. my boyfriend swears on how brilliant Ip Man is. so i hope it turned out alright for you and your nephew! :)

    ps. i believe it's actually pronounced as "eep-mahn" not "eye-pee-man" ? lol.

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  22. hahhaa..yea..Ip Man is actually a name..pronouced 'yip man'. nice movie..

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  23. o.O
    This was rated 18 so poor nephew couldnt go in. Got him a ticket to Iron Man by himself instead. He's 16, so dont jump your guns just yet. I went to Ip Man. Why waste 2 tickets when you can just burn 1 right?

    Verdict : I love it! Never been much a kungfu fan. I think Jackie Chan & Jet Li killed it for me but this is very different i must say. No one told me this was a biopic of Bruce Lee's master... imagine my AWE face when I saw the end. Now I must watch the 1st installment!

    Thanks all. Not a bad boo boo afterall eh?

    Nephew didnt like Iron Man tho... Save for me? haha

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  24. haha... a break from all stories related to bajus n dresses... ;p

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  25. serioulsy i like this post. i mean, whats wrong with u ppl that got angry just because the author sigh???aiyaaahhh..dont la be too tense!!

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  26. Definitly a break from bajus and dresses and unhappy people. LOL!!!
    Ipman2 is dfinitely worth watching than IronMan2. Watched both and prefers Ipman2. :D

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  27. I think IronMan2 is too commercialized la..

    I esp hate that part in the trailer where Pepper Potts kissed the (iron man's helmet) and said "go get 'em boss", and Tony Starks stupidly jumped down and said "you complete me.." Seriously, very funny meh? Should i burst out in laughter or what?

    Lol, anyway..IP Man 2 is different. It's meaningful, depicts chinese culture, art and kungfu. Imagine, just drooling and looking at the kungfu acts of Donnie Yuen's "weng chun" is worth it=)

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