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Ultimate Paranoia

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Buyer: I want item A, B, C, D and E.

Me: Okay, total is RMxxx. I give you free postage. :)

Buyer: Is this some sort of scam?
Me: Er, no? Purchase above RMxxx got free postage. (o.o)

Buyer: No, I pay for postage. I scare you cheat me.

Me: (WTH) ...

8 comments:

  1. CarlyMay 9, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    Lol, after the iPhone scam story, everyone's super paranoid. But all the better for you author, you get extra profit! lol

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  2. AnonymousMay 9, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    Hahahaha. A buyer who wants to pay for postage- every seller's dream customer ;).

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  3. AnonymousMay 9, 2010 at 11:46 PM

    i LOL-ed at this hahahahahaha uber funny!

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  4. kakakMay 10, 2010 at 8:19 AM

    ala . just give her another free gift

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  5. AnonymousMay 10, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    ahahhahaha I like this!
    Damn funny!

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  6. AnonymousMay 12, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    aiya even if she does pay postage.. the seller oso can scam her wat.. if really scam then she ma kena scam more.. dumb dump de

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  7. AnonymousMay 14, 2010 at 2:30 AM

    lurus bendul ke hape? hahah

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  8. NMay 19, 2010 at 11:46 AM

    hahahahaha seriously funny!

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