Pardon??

I have wicked friends.
During a bazaar outing, they were mucking around me and accidentally whacked me right at the side of my head sending a continuous ringing sound in my right ear. Buggers...

Then came along this sweet girl inquiring about a dress. She had a chunk of braces on.

I honestly dont know if its the ringing sound in my deafening ear or her braces or maybe both but I couldnt understand a word she was saying. Her friend had to 'translate' by screaming at me.

She bought the dress though.

Slap me. I'll pass the slaps to those monkeys who screwed my hearing for the day.