Slap Me Why Dont You?: Ferocious Me Status :

SLAP ME A STORY

** Please note that not all stories will be published. If they are deemed irrelevant, unsuitable or maybe there has been one too many of the similar story, they will remain unseen. Cool?
** If anyone wants to know the identity of the said seller or buyer, please leave your email add in the comment box and wait for the private message from the author.
** Any entries with names in them will automatically be deleted. Same applies for comments. Anonymity is my priority..
** I am also not married to Grissom hence I have no CSI knowledge to know which story is true or not. I am only your cut & paste typist.

Darlings... If any of you need to talk to me, please la email me. See side bar? Got email address. Don't la send me questionnaires via the slap me form. That thing has no email address... so how am i suppose to reply you guys?

Still cant find my email address at the side bar?

Nah : slapmewhydontyou@gmail.com

Damn, my prowess in Queen Mother England's language has successfully gone down the pipes today.

Who needs a slap?

Update : I am STILL getting questions from the slap me form. I hope you all are not expecting any answers from me because I REALLY cannot help you if you keep sending me questions via the form. *ARGHHH*

SLAP ME WHY DONT YOU?

Whether you're a buyer or a seller, you must have encountered those 'puke blood' situations that more often you just have to swallow because

a) As a seller : It's always Service With A Smile
b) As a buyer : You simply must have that dress!

This blog is your outlet to VENT!

Not such a bad thing as I'm really hoping readers of this blog will eventually learn from other people's mistakes, lack of judgement, lack of common sense or just pure stupidity.

No one has to know who you are. See the form? I wont even know your email address.

Keep it simple and bloody sarcastic if you can.

Let's all have a laugh and learn ok?

Should you want to contact me : Say hello, buy me coffee, slap my butt, give me a grammy or drip lime juice into my eyeballs. Email slapmewhydontyou@gmail.com

I am FEROCIOUS ME

I Want To Be FAMOUS ya'll

Want more people to come in here and slap their stories?

Help me spread the existence of this blog will ya?

• Twitter my site out from your twitter
• Leave my link on your Facebook wall. SHARE it
• Blog about this humble site
• Link me in your site
• Tell your boyfriend's sister
• Scribble my URL onto Starbuck's toilet seat
• Talk about this site in your sleep
• SMS The STAR newspaper about me
• Shout it out in Puchong IOI Mall
• Name a papaya after me

You dig?
I loves ya'll
FEROCIOUS ME

I like Numbers

SECTION A

I Stalk Them

SECTION B

SLAP ME A STORY

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