SLAP ME A STORY


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Can I wrap your stupidity with a big pink bow?

"Eh, I know where you take your stock. Very cheap only... so why you sell double the price?"

BECAUSE :

1. My father is not Tony Fernandez
2. I dont sleep on roadsides
3. I actually do eat 3 times a day
4. I have parents to feed and they like Astro
5. My car doesnt run on rain water
6. My time is not free

I should sell you triple the price but I dont have a high standard of living. YOU STUPID COW!

1 comment:

  1. eh whats this all slapping seller?

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