SLAP ME A STORY


Seller or Buyer
Your Rants

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** I am also not married to Grissom hence I have no CSI knowledge to know which story is true or not. I am only your cut & paste typist.

Just slap the seller la

Why?

Cos this is one seller bitching about another seller.

This sweet little thing came up to me like a choo-choo train,

"Wah I like all your stuff. You stock up from overseas right?"
"Next time you go, can I follow you please? Dont forget to buy the plane ticket for me yeah"
"Can you introduce me to all your suppliers? We buy together gether la"
"Where you stay huh? I sleep in your room ok?"

ERHMMM...

I only just met her. I wonder what made her think I would share EVERYTHING with her.
And she's got some super duper funky BO ~eweee!~

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