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This isnt my experience but its one I witnessed and laughed till the cramps came.

Was at a bazaar. My neighbor vendor is this really funky couple and they took turns for lunch. The girl went first and in came a very snotty looking girl. She went up to the guy with a pair of leggings and asked how much. Its not the sweet, innocent tone... more demanding and rude kind.

"HOW MUCH?"
(calmly) "RM32, miss"
"I PAY YOU RM20!"
(calmly) "Cannot miss, this is imported"
"I PAY YOU RM20 NOW!"
(calmly) "Sorry, best price I can give you is RM28"
(raising voice) "I SAY I WANT IT AT RM20!"
(calmly) "Sorry, RM28 is last price"

The brat slammed the leggings on the table, pouting "EYYERRRR!!" then walked away.

Half hour later his girlfriend came back and they swapped. He went for lunch without even telling her what just happened.

The brat came back (probably thinking oh, different person so can bargain again)

"HOW MUCH?"
(calmly) "RM32"
"I WANT IT AT RM20!"
(calmly) "Sorry cannot but I can go RM30"
"THAT GUY JUST NOW SAID RM28!"

Without missing a hearbeat... "Then why didnt you buy from him just now?"
Took the leggings from the brats hand and hung it back up then calmly just sat down.

Brat stomped away. Should have seen her face!

Blardee AWESOME!! I salute you neighbor. You made my day =)

3 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    what is kau tow? not evry1 knows chinese here.

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  2. Slap Me Why Dont YouFebruary 13, 2010 at 10:20 PM

    Hahaha... sorry sorry. Kau Tow means bow to you with respect =)

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  3. missyFebruary 19, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    it is an english word.

    refer here..
    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/kow+tow?r=75&src=ref&ch=dic

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