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How to look SLIM when you are already SLIM

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I feel it is really ridiculous that seller always state,
"make you look slim"
"hide all the bulges"
"super slimming effect"

When the seller herself ALREADY slim enough! (Unless you are plum then i'll believe that those dresses really have slimming effect.)

PLUS those dresses only fit UK4 to UK10! Those sizes aren't fat!

It is not the dress that make you look slim! You ARE SLIM! geee....

6 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 16, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    hahahahahahaha! i can't stop laughing!! hahahaahahah! BUT I AGREE! (SERIOUS) TOTALLY AGREED!!

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  2. AnonymousMarch 16, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    Harlo , have a bit fashion sense la, pattern printed on fabric and cutting of the shirt /dress do effect the curve of person who wear it OK!! furthermore it is also very important if the design of the dresses is something that can make you body curve comfortable visible and able to cover up some not so nice to see part , who can 100% assure that UK 4 people all flat stomach?CHEH

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  3. AnonymousMarch 16, 2010 at 6:05 PM

    omgg i totally second the 2nd annon.I believe what the sellers are trying to say is that the dresses do help in making you look slightly slimmer compared to your actual state. No one said it will completely slim you down. We have learn all these during schooling days as well, like never wear horizontal stripes cos it makes you fat, wear black for slimming effect and never wear white thats if you are more on the plump side. there you go; an enlightment for the writer.

    ps: i'm sure everyone else except for the writer knows this.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 16, 2010 at 7:12 PM

    Ohhhh I ,me, myself as the writer of this story did studied this.. Which was...ermm..wayyyy back in form 3 am I right?..I'm not a total noob you see.. But seriously some seller do have DARN OBVIOUS CURVES so actually this thing is RISICULOUS *ahem*. It REALLY doesn't make any difference. Unless of coz you have the same body shape with the seller =p

    The problem is, the dress that our seller sell (mostly) do have horizontal line, do have big prints( big prints make bigger people look fatter ok.) and are in screaming bright colors..

    P/s: I give u a tip. If u want to see whether the dress really have slimming effects check her picture with baggy clothes. If she still look slim meaning she is BullShitting =)Unless od coz she suck in her tummy every time she take pictures =p

    Seller please be nice to buyer. If it only have the slimming effects on YOU then don't state
    "make you look slim"
    "hide all the bulges"
    "super slimming effect"

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  5. AnonymousMarch 17, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    To author,

    If you don buy the so called 'bullshit' sellers wrote, THEN JUST IGNORE IT! WTH!!! Its not other ppl's fault that the clothes WONT have the same slimming effect on you okay??

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  6. AnonymousMarch 17, 2010 at 10:11 PM

    Errr... Miss Anon with beautiful body... This is a place where ppl bitch about other ppl okay? Plus SMWDY wrote on the right column of her blog and I QUOTE "This blog is your outlet to VENT!"
    So.....

    If you dont like what i say then slap me :) or not GET LOST. muacksss...Love you muchy!

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