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What are you?

I once got a customer who asked me these questions in several emails after her payment was made:

Buyer: Hi, you speak Good English. You Malaysian?
Seller: *patiently* Lol. Thanks very much and yes, I'm a Malaysian.

Buyer: Ok. You Chinese?
Seller: Er.. yes, I'm a Chinese. *???*

Buyer: But your name don't sound Chinese.
Seller: Mmm hmm.. my Mom's a bit more creative when she was trying to figure out my name I guess? *-____-*

Buyer: I see. You man?
Seller: *speechless* ... No, I'm a girl. :) Thanks for the payment made.

Can you tell me what is the relevance between me the seller, items I'm selling and my nationality / race/ gender / name Chinese or not?

*FAINTS*

5 comments:

  1. Lol! I guess the buyer just wants to know more about the person she is dealing with, especially since you speak good english. xD

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  2. OMG! i think i've dealt with this buyer before she asked me the exact same questions and asked me if i was a man too!

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  3. she's probably hitting on you XD

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  4. If you said you were a man, i think they will flirt with you. Hahahaha

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  5. I think she was just being friendly, no harm in that right? :)

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